The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons Podcast

Season 1, Episode 10: Homer’s Night Out

Wear your sexiest underpants and get ready to dance the night away when Homer heads out to a bachelor party and gets photographed by Bart and his secret spy camera! This week, we watched Homer's Night Out, so join us as we discuss the chit chat of married life, Kaitlyn's extreme distaste for packing peanuts, and the difficulty of taking a picture of the dent in Robert's butt cheek. 
If you'd like to check out the Simpsons Wiki page, you can check it out here. 
Be sure to check out our social accounts on Instagram @escalatortonowherepod and Twitter @esctonowherepod. Also, you can contact us directly by email at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you!
-R & K 
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Season1, Episode 9: Life On The Fast Lane

We've got our bowling shoes sized 13 AA on and we're doused in French Perfume, so let's hit the lanes! In this episode, we meet Jacques, a smooth-talking Frenchman who attempts to lead Marge astray from her marriage, as we discuss the Simpsons matrimonial struggles, Homer's foibles, Marge's character development, and the introduction of Lenny! We also introduce a new segment: Oops, We Fucked Up! to help us correct some of our past mistakes. 
You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here: https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Life_on_the_Fast_Lane
Please be sure to follow our social pages on Instagram @escalatortonowherepod and Twitter @esctonowherepod. You can also reach out via email at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you!
-R & K 
 
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Season 1, Episode 8: The Tell Tale Head

Light your torches and grab your favorite pitchforks, we're joining the mob as they chase down the villains who defaced the statue of beloved Springfield founder, Jebediah Springfield! On the way we'll talk about the origin of the Springfield mob, how to properly pronounce the episode title and/or Kearney's last name (Zzyzwycz), and whether or not Jebediah actually killed that bear.
If you'd like to check out the Simpsons Wiki, you can do so here: https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Telltale_Head
Please be sure to follow us on our Instagram @escalatortonowherepod and our Twitter @esctonowherepod. You can also reach out to us through email at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you!
-K & R 
 
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Bonus Episode- Simpsons Tattoos

We watched a YouTube video from Inked Magazine titled, "Marge is HOT," showing tattoo artists' reactions to different Simpsons tattoos, and decided to add our two cents to the conversation! Be sure to check out our Instagram @escalatortonowherepod for images of the tattoos and links to the artists' pages. You can watch Inked Magazine's video yourself here: https://youtu.be/cphvw9ZaX20
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-R & K 
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Season 1, Episode 7: The Call of The Simpsons

Come on out to the Muni Lot as we go on a camping adventure with The Simpsons! In this episode we talk about Cleveland Browns tailgating shenanigans, the woes of credit as an adult, and whether or not Marge actually buys into Homer's blatant bullshit.
You can check out this episode's page on the Simpsons Wiki here: https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Call_of_the_Simpsons
If you would like to see our Muni Lot video, along with some of our roller coaster adventures, you can check out our YouTube @Off The Tracks Reviews here: https://www.youtube.com/c/OffTheTracksReviews
And as always, remember to follow our Instagram @escalatortonowherepod, Twitter @esctonowherepod, and please feel free to drop us a line at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you!
-R & K
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Season 1, Episode 6: Moaning Lisa

This week, we watch Moaning Lisa, which provides us with a lot of discussion fodder surrounding Harry Shearer, 1990s parents vs. parenting today, and the reason a certain toothpaste brand had to change their name in Spanish-speaking countries!
You can check out the Simpsons Wiki on Fandom here:https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Moaning_Lisa?so=search
Be sure to follow us on our other socials- Instagram @escalatortonowherepod, Twitter @esctonowherepod, & feel free to send us an email at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you!
-K & R

Season 1, Episode 5: Bart The General

Moving along in series 1, we watch Bart The General! Join us as we talk through the episode, discuss the influence of Hitchcock on the show, and consider Homer's dubious fatherly advice.
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Bonus Episode - Our Simpsons Xmas Gifts!

Hey, check out a few of our Christmas gifts to each other! 
The "Cast of Thousands" Puzzle: https://theop.games/products/puzzle/the-simpsons-cast-of-thousands-1000-piece-puzzle/
The Ralph's Valentines Day Box sticker: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1066046013/ralph-wiggum-valentines-day-mail-box?click_key=2df9c287221cb4516b691def554eeb9842a40a3a%3A1066046013&click_sum=9ff62e32&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=ralph+wiggum&ref=sr_gallery-1-17&organic_search_click=1&frs=1&sca=1
The National Grammar Rodeo shirt: https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/National-Grammar-Rodeo-by-HammockComplex/37170349.UGYPM?country_code=US&gclid=CjwKCAiAiKuOBhBQEiwAId_sK21Gtdi6KteoHCagFa03VozjoONUYuNGO61UmiZ-AQP2gAk3vbPEuhoCfmQQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
Be sure to follow our Instagram @escalatortonowherepod, and our Twitter @esctonowherepod. Also, feel free to drop us a line at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you!
-R & K

Season 1, Episode 4: There‘s No Disgrace Like Home

The series starts to hit its stride when the family embarrasses Homer at the company picnic, so he decides to haul everyone to family therapy under Dr. Marvin Monroe. Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss embarrassing each other at Target, their love/hate relationship with gelatin-based foods, and  Homer switching roles with Marge.
You can check out this episode's Simpsons WIki on Fandom here: https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/There%27s_No_Disgrace_Like_Home
You can also follow us on our Instagram @escalatortonowherepod, and drop us a line at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you!
-R & K

Bonus Episode- Kaitlyn‘s Simpsons Blanket

As she continues learning more about The Simpsons, Kaitlyn is putting her new crocheting skills to use, creating a blanket inspired by different scenes and characters from the series. Listen to her describe both the inspiration and process of creating a project as big as the Simpsons series itself.
Be sure to check out the photos of the blanket's progress on our Instagram @escalatortonowherepod, and be sure to drop us a line at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you!
-K & R